Harley Davidson and God
The inventor of the Harley Davidson, Arthur Davidson, died and went to the door sky., St. Peter told Arthur
The inventor of the Harley Davidson, Arthur Davidson, died and went to the door sky., St. Peter told Arthur
- "Since you have been a good man and your motorcycles have changed the world, your reward is to encounter God directly "
God recognizes Arthur and commented
-" So you're the inventor of the Harley Davidson !
Arthur said
- "Yes, it's me ..."
God says:
- "Well, there's nothing to be proud to have invented something that is unstable, a lot of noise, pollution and outrageously can not even run without a road?!"
Arthur is embarrassed for a moment but finally said:
- "Excuse me, but are not you the inventor of woman?"
God said
- "Yeah!"
"Well," said Arthur, "professional to professional, you have serious design flaws in your invention:
1. There is no consistency in the design of the front bumper;
2. Slap it and it cackles constantly at high speeds;
3. The rear is too soft and wobble too much.
4. The intake is placed too close to the exit.
5. And maintenance costs are excessive.
"" Hmmmm, you have good points there "replies God," Wait! "
God goes on his computer and types in some celestial mots.L computer prints the results and God reads them Arthur:
"It is true that there are defects in my invention, "says God," but according to a survey, there are more men who straddle my invention than yours! "
